I Have Snacks

atlasaskskindly:

When you start a drawing that you know will take a long time

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5 minutes in

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unamusedsloth:

Baby goats aka kids are for everyone.

xbox4204206661996deluxe-edition:

just went downstairs to make breakfast and tried 2 crack open an egg but it was a fake egg that i put in there to piss off my family a few days ago and it bounced off the edge of the frying pan and hit me in the face. trolled my own dam self from the past

primalooze:

a piece of advice from somebody who’s been through this a few times already: if somebody gives you a bad vibe trust your gut

Tori tagged me in a thing don’t mind me

If you could only drink one thing for the rest of your life (as well as water), what would it be?

Probably milk, for health reasons. Plus milk is the bomb-diggity, son.

You’re trapped on an island with the last person you texted; the last person you talked to; and the last person you were on the phone with. Who do you eat first?

So Steven, Luis (my roommate), and mom. I mean, in terms of who I know the least, it’d be Luis, but I don’t think I could eat a person. Fishing exists for a reason, you know.

You’re allowed to say one thing and one thing to your favorite OC/character. What do you tell them?

"Dear Penny,

Natalie is a bastard and if you ever blow yourself up I will backflip into the sun and everyone will be sad so don’t do that under any circumstances.

Sincerely,

Some college kid who needs a life”

Would you rather walk across the bottom of the ocean knowing you wouldn’t drown or get attacked by anything you saw/could not see, or would you spend 5 nights in each of the most haunted places in the world instead?

On one hand, abandoned places are kinda cool, but on the other hand, there is so much that we don’t know about the oceans that needs to be seen. Probably have to go with the oceans. Not every day you get a chance to walk among glowing living creatures and actual giants.

The last toy you touched came to life! What is it?

I thiiiink Enderbro. So now I have a 20” tall Enderman randomly taking things and hiding them around the room. I am perfectly okay with this outcome.

If you could live in any video game knowing you wouldn’t die (unless you wanted to), which game would it be and why?

I wanna say something open-world, so maybe some place like Skyrim? There are a lot of places in the world of The Elder Scrolls that I would love to either live by or at least see. Plus if I can be a mage at the same time, there are no downsides.

You’re allowed to have one fictional creature as a pet/best friend. What do you pick?

I feel like I’m forgetting a lot of good choices, but the only thing that comes to my mind right now would be a Felyne from the Monster Hunter universe. I mean, they’re basically tiny cat people, so taking care of them would be pretty freaking easy.

You’ve abruptly become a vampire! What will you miss the most?

I was going to say not being able to do things during the day for obvious reasons, but then I realized I’d need to feed somehow and so I’d probably miss not having to deal with that jazz the most.

You can have one superpower for an hour, but once that hour’s up, the effects of whatever you’ve used that power for will become permanent. What power did you choose?

I’m noooot entirely sure what this means, but I’d probably go with telekinesis. I mean, all I’ve been doing is moving around objects, so it’s not like there would be any severe consequences once it went away.

You’re allowed to bring one Pokemon into the real world and it won’t kill you! Which Pokemon do you bring?

TINY BUG BABY IS VERY IMPORTANT

Cats or dogs?

Definitely cats. I love dogs, but they require a lot more maintenance and activity than cats do, generally. Like, dogs you need to take outside and play with and do all kinds of stuff, which is cool don’t get me wrong, but I probably wouldn’t have as much time as I’d like for that kind of thing. Cats you can just chill with, like they’ll come into your lap and just sleep for two hours and then want outside to poop and then they’ll do their own thing for a while. It works a lot better for me personally.

astromot:

five nights at freddys more like

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uglyfoxybaby:

jonsnowflakes:

Collegehumors’ new video is on point as always

DYING !!

thequeenstons:

This is one of the biggest “fuck you“‘s to completionists I’ve ever seen

-everysecond:

the-pastoralist:

What a color scheme. I would have a damn hard time deciding how to paint each section of trim on a Victorian.

OH MY GOD THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

-everysecond:

the-pastoralist:

What a color scheme. I would have a damn hard time deciding how to paint each section of trim on a Victorian.

OH MY GOD THIS IS BEAUTIFUL