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omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???
Anonymous

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

chidoree:

if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock

glory-in-fire:

How to make an entrance, Anarchy Sisters style.

californiapants:

"n-no guys look we’re cool. look a woman! thats cool right, thats what you guys wanted right? she isnt playable and this is just a cg trailer but we’re good now right? please buy our game"

californiapants:

"n-no guys look we’re cool. look a woman! thats cool right, thats what you guys wanted right? she isnt playable and this is just a cg trailer but we’re good now right? please buy our game"

iguanamouth:

cheppo:

iguanamouth:

together at last

excuse me i have something important 2 add

image

image

hes here

sofriel:

tickatocka:

a kitten trying super hard to fight a ceramic cat statue

THANK U 4 THIS

svveden:

rnints:

svveden:

i promise u will not regret these 11 seconds

i have no regrets

neither did ron

officialwhitegirls:

fake-ketchup:

Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?

um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it